Two years ago you were stressing about the assignment. Now you're stressing about whether the detector catches it. The prompt took 17 seconds. The write-up took GPT thirty. The guilt took — nothing. You got an A+ and you can't even remember what the assignment was about. This is the new college experience.

Built for CS majors, college students, AI developers, vibe coders, indie hackers, digital nomads, and everyone whose group project has been carried by one person and one API key for the last six semesters. If your study sessions involve more copy-paste than actual studying, this hoodie is for you.

Front at the left chest: a big green A+ stacked with GPT DID MY / SCHOOLWORK underneath in neon yellow. Full story on the back: GPT DID MY in warm white with SCHOOLWORK huge in bright green underneath, a massive A+ anchoring the design, and the receipts stacked below — Prompt crafted: 17 seconds · Wordcount: 1,847 · Grade: A+ · Understanding: 0% · Teacher trust: infinite. Signed off at the bottom: "Technically not cheating" — GPT.

Premium heavyweight streetwear hoodie. 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend, 8.5 oz midweight-plus fabric — built to outlast the semester and the one after. Soft-touch fleece interior for the 2am library all-nighter. Graphic print on a calibrated CMYK profile so the green-yellow contrast lands as bright as the grade. Four colours: Black, White, True Royal, Sky Blue.

You didn't do the work. You did the prompt. That's still work.