Works On My Machine Pigment Dyed Streetwear Sweatshirt
The classic. Local: pristine. Staging: also pristine. Production: on fire. The diff is mysterious. The blame is DevOps. The code is sitting in your IDE going "I literally don't know what you want from me."
A pigment dyed streetwear sweatshirt for DevOps survivors, indie hackers, senior devs, vibe coders, CS majors and college students, AI developers, and the tech-meme tribe — anyone whose defence in the postmortem has been "but it works on my machine."
Bold WORKS ON MY MACHINE wordmark at the left chest — gold WORKS ON stacked over green MY MACHINE, readable across a standup on Zoom. Full-back CI/CD pipeline print: LOCAL ENV pass, STAGING pass, PRODUCTION fail. Below the pipeline, the arena log: local pristine, staging also pristine, prod on fire, diff mysterious. Ship it anyway. // blame DevOps.
Pigment dyed midweight streetwear sweatshirt. Heavyweight enough for office rage-outs, soft enough to nap in after you revert. Pigment black, sage, ivory.
Works on my machine. Ship it anyway.
More details
- 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (9 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Neural Drip
- Email: contact@support.neuraldrip.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.