Trained on Your Data Graphic Streetwear Tee
They promised not to. They did. The model now knows your search history, your drafts folder, and the one thing you typed and deleted in 2019. "Consent" is a rounding error.
A graphic streetwear tee for AI developers, vibe coders, CS majors and college students, privacy nerds, AI skeptics, the tech-meme tribe, and anyone who's read a privacy policy and physically flinched. If you've ever clicked "Agree" on a 47-page TOS while knowing full well you'd been bought, this one's for you.
Left-chest hit: a cyan-iris eye with WATCHING in neon yellow underneath — reads like a subtle surveillance tag to the right people. Full-back print is a terminal-style ingestion log — TRAINING in purple stacked over DATA in big cyan, then seven [INGEST] rows spelling out exactly what the model ate: keystrokes.log (8,421 entries), browser_history.db (12,956 entries), camera_roll.json (3,204 photos), private_messages.tar (47,832 records), search_queries.csv (98,102 queries), 3am_thoughts.log (442 entries), private_tabs.cache (incognito = LIE). Progress bar at 100%. Closes with YOU ARE THE MODEL // NO OPT OUT.
Bella+Canvas 3001 Supersoft unisex ringspun cotton graphic streetwear tee. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, retail fit, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. Available in white, black, true royal, and heather aqua.
Trained on your data. Consent optional.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Neural Drip
- Email: contact@support.neuraldrip.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Trained on Your Data Graphic Streetwear Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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