Someone posts a chart. Someone asks for fundamentals. Someone else replies — ser, this is a casino. The entire discussion ends there. Three words that summarise every asset in the market with a level of clarity no analyst will ever match. It's not a critique. It's a welcome sign.

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The house always wins. You keep buying in.