P99 Anxiety Pigment Dyed Streetwear Sweatshirt
P50 is fine. P95 is rising. P99 is screaming. For anyone who's been on-call long enough to stop being able to tell the difference between a PagerDuty alert and a regular Tuesday.
A pigment dyed streetwear sweatshirt for SREs, on-call veterans, senior devs, observability nerds, vibe coders, CS majors and college students, AI developers, and the tech-meme tribe — anyone whose sleep is routinely interrupted by a latency spike.
Bold P99 ANXIETY wordmark at the left chest — neon yellow P99 stacked over crimson ANXIETY, a quiet alert flag for the people who know what p99 actually means. Full-back grafana dashboard print showing an anxiety.latency chart with spikes at 3am, 5am, and 11pm, plus the incident summary: ON-CALL yourself, INCIDENTS 24 in 24h, SLO missed, POSTMORTEM declined. Alerting intensifies.
Pigment dyed midweight streetwear sweatshirt. Garment-washed midweight fleece. Alerts not included. Pigment black, sage, ivory.
P99 anxiety. Alerting intensifies.
More details
- 80% cotton and 20% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (9 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Neural Drip
- Email: contact@support.neuraldrip.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.